she slaps you back

qrgirl-deactivated20220303:

its over anakin! i published the callout

(via hyperballadry)

poinsciuri:

netflix really needs an option that says “i started watching this and it sucked so i turned it off, please stop telling me to continue watching it”

(via necromaency)

slutape:

every girl i follow or who follows me is an angel

(via zhernobyl)

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: The stars say the McRib will soon be back. The McRib wants revenge.

Taurus: All Tauruses are about 20% better at punching through brick walls than the other signs.

Gemini: Your collection of novelty stamped pennies is almost complete. The door to the Other Side will open as soon as you visit sea world in san diego.

Cancer: Laugh with the universe as you find your enemies impales on a wrought iron fence.

Leo: For safety reasons, all Leo’s will be required to announce their arrival in new rooms with a bugle. Bugles will be provided and can be located in the nearest ditch.

Virgo: Relax your shoulders. More.

Libra: Carpet armor is only effective against foot based attacks. You made a good choice, libra.

Scorpio: The stars say happiness will find you and hit you with a wrench until you tell them where the safe house is.

Ophiuchus: There are obstacles in your future. Literal hurdles. Hope you practiced your high jump.

Sagittarius: I could not receive todays fortune because the stars were making fart noises with their mouth and giggling.

Capricorn: A predator of sentient echoes lurks in the streets. Shut your ears.

Aquarius: Given other choices, your first car could have been an engine of war.

Pisces: Anything can become enchanted. Anything.

(via normal-horoscopes)

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

Why be the dancing queen when you can be the killer queen, gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind

(via necromaency)

predictedpancakes:

Me at the club: “Can you play Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers?”

(via percyjackosn-archive)

(via thebootydiaries)

mayorbud:

Gays rb this and tag your 80s song. You know the one

(via mistysuttonremade)

sullengirlalmlghty:

every abusive man has a sob story. every woman on earth has a sob story and we’re not out here beating people half to death constantly.

(via sweetheartdyke)

lesbiancarlyrae:

Full offence but I need to sit in a river

(via pettyboy)

unpicasso:

queenrinacat:

brainstatic:

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

It’s 2018

(via chellybee)